This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
