I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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