This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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