Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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