Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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