On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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