WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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