i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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