God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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