Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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