Umm I'm too high to move.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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