I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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