I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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