why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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