how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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