Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
