Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
the raccoons are back...
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