Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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