last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Randomize