As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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