I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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