Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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