So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
