we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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