But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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