Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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