Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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