I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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