dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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