I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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