Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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