dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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