no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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