whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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