am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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I touched a dick in church today
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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