this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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