Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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