He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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