The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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