bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
