Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
