The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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