I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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