He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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