Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize