I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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