if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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