Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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