I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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