what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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