Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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