Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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